We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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