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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
there is puke in my bra ... again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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