used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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