this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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