A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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