I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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