I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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