Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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