Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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