And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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