No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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