But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
