Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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