I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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