doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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