I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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