belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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