It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Farmville is her only friend.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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