Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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