I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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