Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I can text with my tongue
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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