She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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