I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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