chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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