Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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