You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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