I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
