yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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