can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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