Don't you send me to vm
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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