Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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