Small penises have feelings too.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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