I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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