Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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