so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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