wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize