i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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