After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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