The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
