I'm drive I can fine osifer
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death