Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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