i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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