dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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