i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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