fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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