At least make sure they are 18
Why
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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