Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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