i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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