i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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