First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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