Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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