I cockslap morals
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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