You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
All I want is dick and wine.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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