omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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