dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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