That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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