The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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