You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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